Sunday, April 29, 2012

PRO Week 3

Week 3 is here and all the PRO rules are fucked up. With fucked up dqs all around this week, PRO might have to reconsider the rule changes they have made..OR PEOPLE CAN READ THE FUCKING RULES AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THEM!

Anyways lets fuck off to Week 3

Monday @ 7pm
PHP vs BNR

So here we have an ovverrated BNR team vs a PHP team who has 2 admins in PRO that seem to feel like they are the best admins ever...words of advice...DONT GET INVOLVED IN YOUR OWN FUCKING GAME! they get a cheap DQ but still get raped by the team full of Ant's. To be honest i couldn't care less about this fucking match-up. Aslong as Sean and Dan dont get all Joe-like(power hungry) then this match wont have any drama (What fun is that). BNR finally get a win 5-4!!!!! 

Tuesday @ 7pm
FR vs SP

OH MAN! CANT WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT THE FUCKING DRAMA IN THIS MATCH! Sp a team that takes all dqs possible vs an fr team with a bias head admin (bias against his own team that is). SP are sitting @ 1-1 with a really mediocre team. Freedom on the other hand brought all the fire power they could last week but the 2 dq's got the best of them. if only C-B was smart enough not to listen to a retard to change his fucking resolution, FR might of won....but they lost....do FR go 0-3? or do they bring a team that actually wins games...i say FR wins 5-3! But with that FR luck they might get dqed.....

Tuesday @ 7pm
DS vs SS

One Fucking Question....HOW THE FUCK ARE SS 2-0????????? When the Fuck did JJ and Jay decide to learn how to play????????? And Now the Self Proclaimed great one, Joe, has joined SS in hopes they can carry him to finallly winning something important that he can blog about. DS are pretty much a joke...Luis is not the player he used to be and can easily be beaten by scrubs..unless he finds his form and Ash shows to carry along with the 2/3 dqs they will most likely get....THEY WONT WIN! SS go 3-0 with a 5-3 win!

Wednesday @ 7pm
NE vs FTW

WELL WELL WELL! STERLO NUT ALL OVER BNR LAST WEEK! And to say the least i was fucking surprised as were his teammates. since they all left him when he was the only one left....IS CRAIG PLAYING ON STERLO'S ID???? We shall find out soon enough cuz he cant hide for shit....Now lets get to Jon who decided to comment on my post last week...for your information i dont have a need to brag about having a girlfriend...this must be ur first date? Anyways, lets talk about this hot team of FTW. With Ant playing like the way he is,can FTW be beaten this season? Especially when there are 2 Ant's on the team....cuz we all know there is Skype mobile for coaching! and THEY WILL DO ANY FUCKING THING TO WIN! ill take the cheaters to win 5-3! Guess we will find out and see if Jon decides to show up or go out on a fake date again!


some odds since OB is slacking.....

1.01x odds...Joe blogs about something retarded this week
1x odds...Ant and Danielle Fight Again and pretend to break up FTW
142341343x odds....Nish will find a girlfriend.....EVER
.1343x odds....OB will get mad cuz im stealing his thunder
.12312431 odds....Some1 will get a cheap DQ this Week to continue the cheap dq wins
12312x odds....that it will be FR
134324x odd...or be Dante cuz he is retarded.....

Monday, April 23, 2012

So yea week one blowed for a lot of reasons. lets do this week 2 shit while im still alive.

Tuesday @ 7pm
FR vs DS

Well if these Future Rapists are to be taken for real in PRO then they better get their heads outta there asses. With a fucking shit display vs SS last week, They better be ready to take on luis and his internet connection. DS got rather unlucky last week as SP took another fucking cheap win (like always) when luis joined just 30 seconds after his timer ran out. But then again most teams would of done this shit because face it, No one has good sportsmanship anymore. So yea its only week 2 and its looks as if Freedom have a must win matchup already, losing to DS could see them coming up last in this conference...i guess they really are overrated. But i think Petey finally shows with a team that doesnt include Dan, Ash or Ebs. If thats the case they will win this 5-2.

Tuesday @ 7pm
BNR vs NE

So here we have two teams that both lost 5-0 last week. one got fucking raped by FTW and the other got raped by jon's inability to show up to matches. Jon u really need to grow the fuck up and stop lying about a "date" you had. because we all know that no one likes to date and ugly old fellow like yourself. BNR bounce back here with a 5-3 win over an NE team who says they will show up...if they dont im sure they will be gone from PRO (just a hunch). If NE somehow win this match. Then you can say the BNR Era is over!

Thursday @ 6pm
FTW vs PHP

Well i think everyone was a bit fucking shocked @ the 5-0 raping FTW pulled over BNR. but then again when you have a team that consists of Ant, Ant, Dante, Kron(Craig maybe?) and Daz i guess it isnt that hard to go 5-0. yes i put Ant twice because everyone knows Danielle gets help from Ant during her games. i dont think people understand that its fucking easy to call someone and coach them to victory. So Danielle stop hiding the fact that Ant help you. becuase u arent good at all yet you turn godly when ant watches you play...just a concidence? I THINK FUCKING NOT. Anyway now to PHP who got a bye in week 1 with Jons dumbass not able to put a team together to show. PHP are a wildcard and i think this match goes to either a game 8 or 9. Im going FTW here 5-3