PRO Week 7

So last week i was feeling kind of nice. This week not so much. SO LETS GET BACK TO THE FUCKENING!!!

Monday @ 6pm

SP vs PHP

Both of these lucky ass fucking twats sit 2nd place in their respective conferences. These two fucking teams are lucky fuckers. The Ypool Gods for some reason have decided that these teams will get the most amount of bullshit glitches and fucking lucky ass leaves. BUT NOW THEY PLAY EACH OTHER. These two teams take dq's to a whole nother level. Im sure whoever loses will complain a fuck load and try to get the cheapest DQ possible. because lets face it. thats how these two teams are 2nd. DQ wins are the only reason these fucking imbreds in the playff picture. I hope the table gets nuked and all these fuckers get dq'd for a double DQ match. WOULDN'T THAT BE FUCKING AWESOME?!?!?!?! In the end i will pick PHP to win 5-3.

Monday @ 7pm

FR VS BNR

THESE TWO TEAMS HAVE REALLY FUCKING DISAPPOINTED ME THIS SEASON. Lets start with BNR. BNR you guys need to start playing like you guys are worth a damn. Jordy you might go down as the most overrated ypooler this season. Going from MVP like seasons to being a fucking bum. TIGHTEN UP YOUR GAME BITCHES. Now to FR, oh FR you guys like to talk all this fucking shit and yet you guys fucking blow donkey dick. If your lineup includes both Dan and Ash then you will obviously lose. you cant take the 2 worst ppl on this team and have them play in the same match. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU PETEY? MAYBE ITS TIME FOR THAT FAT BITCH NISH TO FINALLY PLAY AGAIN. IF YOU GUYS DONT WIN. THEN SAY BYE BYE TO ANY PLAYOFF HOPES YOU HAD. TURN THIS SHIT AROUND YOU CANADIAN BITCH! FR will listen to my advice and take this 5-3

Tuesday @ 7pm

DS VS FTW

FTW WITHOUT ANT = EPIC FAIL. or is it really?!?!? I'm looking at these fucking stats and its looks as if the team as a whole has been the fucking reason they were #1 in their conference. THIS IS A TEAM GAME. ONE PERSON WILL NOT MAKE OR BREAK A FUCKING TEAM. I heard last week they got royall fucked. Pita went 2-2 and got 2 fucked up DQ's in order to go 4-0. THESE RULES NEED TO CHANGE! HOPEFULLY PETEY READS THIS SHIT AND DECIDES TO REMOVE THAT WHACKED OUT YIM RULE. FTW are still a strong team to be reckoned with. wth Dante, Daz Stephen and now SI. they will still be as strong as before. Now lets talk about these fags @ DS. This mother fuckers just go out and recruit like crazy. Their team is the definition of stacked. If they dont win PRO this season then they should just quit inters as a whole. FTW win this 5-3! Thats right. Ant isnt the only mother fucker that can win games.

Tuesday @ 7pm

SS vs 8BC

SS how lucky can you bitches be? 3 CHEAP DQS PLUS A TIMER WIN TO BEAT AN FTW TEAM WITHOUT ANT. IS THIS REALLY HOW MUCH LUCK YALL NEED? i am so wishing here that 8bc win. I got nothing bad to say about 8bc other then y let that whiney pussy ass bitch Frank back? all he does is complain and whine and bitch about shit. maybe if he put in that much effort to playing this game he would be somewhat decent.  SS win 5-3.

I AM HOPING THAT ONE OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING GAMES GO 5-3 SO I CAN GET ME SOME FUCKING PREDICTOR POINTS. NOT ONLY AM I GOING FOR BEST READING MATERIAL I AM GOING FOR BEST PREDICTOR OVERALL. BECAUSE FACE IT WHETHER YOU HATE THE WAY I TRASH YOU AND YOUR TEAM OR NOT. I AM PRETTY FUCKING ENTERTAINING. AND GOOD FUCKING NIGHT!

PRO Week 6

So I'm not in the mood to trash talk everyone this week. So i might some sensible preds. Let me know if you want me to write like this from now on or to go back to my roots.

Monday @ 7pm
SS v FTW

Here we have two teams on 2 different paths. SS after starting 2-0 have fucked up royally and are now bottom @ 2-3. FTW were sailing until they met an on fire FR team. Hopefully for them it was just a hiccup. If FTW bring Ant, Dante, Jay, Si, and Daz then this could go 5-0 no matter who Pita brings to the table. Pita wins one game with a 5-1 FTW win as they get back on track.

Tuesday @ 7pm
SP vs BNR

This match we see a 3-2 SP team vs a 2-3 BNR team. BNR need this win if they want to keep pace with FTW and PHP. Jordy hasn't been his-self this season. With a fucking mediocre record. He needs to step up his game here in order to beat this fucking overrated SP team. i wont quote brice with his fucking nonsense of if SP brings blah blah blah blah. SP arent winning this even if they bring their best 5. BNR wins 5-3.

Tuesday @ 7pm
DS vs NE/(mystery opponent)

Word on the street is that NE are about to replaced. Well this is about fucking time!!!! no-showing 3 of the 5 weeks and only bringing 3 to one of the 2 they showed for doesn't help thier chances. The team taking thier spot and as we welcome them back to PRO is 8BC! i really dont kno much of 8bc but they have thier hand fucking full as they face a solid DS team. DS has been recruiting like fucking crazy lately adding Neo and Omar to thier already stacked team. DS win this 5-2. Maybe a 8bc leaguer can prove me wrong like some did last season!

Thursday @ 7pm
FR vs PHP

well here with have an FR team that is getting hot at just the right moments. They beat the undefeated FTW team that are now on a -2 skid. PHP on the other hand are like the last seasons 8BC. You just dont know if they are gonna show up and play good or play fucking shit. Might i add here that Freedom are on a +2 streak since Petey got smart and benched Nish. Anyways, PHP are gonna need to bring a star studded team if they are to take down this HOT FR Team lead by Petey who if he plays the remainder of the season might find him on towards the top of the MVP standings once again. ill Take FR to win 5-2 here.

Week 5 Bitch

So last week we saw SP get raped by FTW. BNR get back on track by raping SS. DS continue to fuck shit up vs PHP. and Jon get punked by FR. This week there are some interesting matchups. so lets get to the fucking predicting.

Monday @ 7pm
NE vs SP

NE showed last week with 3 and got fucked royally. The fucking match was over within 15 minutes. Good Job Jon, maybe u should go back to ur fake e-dates so you have an excuse as to why u get raped anally. SP didnt have the lucky banger Lewis for them last week. so they got fucked hard. If NE show they will win this fucking boring match. i have nothing else to say about these fuck twats. But NE wont show cuz they are fucking fags who should just drop out of PRO 5-0 SP NO SHOW.


Tuesday @ 7pm
PHP vs SS

Both of these fag teams suck dick. They both are fucking overrated. That is if they were rated in the fucking past. If Pita focused more on PRO then he does e-dating in DS then they might have a chance @ winning this match. but for real...WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO E-DATE A FUCKING CHINK CUNT. Pita go get some real pussy man, unless u cant get real pussy. in that case go get a dick to stick in ur ass. Since we are n this e-dating topic, Maria and Croz how bout u guys actually fucking see each other instead of masturbating to each others voices. TRUST ME THE REAL THING IS WAY FUCKING BETTER. All the guys Maria flashed to join PHP will win vs Pita. 5-3 PHP


Tuesday @ 7pm
BNR vs DS

HERE WE GO! BOUT TIME I GET TO TALK ABOUT A MATCH THAT'S WORTH MY FUCKING TIME. Jordy and Co. are on a little +2 streak and these fuckers could win if they can take out the fucktard Ashton and the disappointing Luis. Luis compared to the old luis fucking blows. Also Ashton is a very overrated player. If people just let see that he actually fucking sucks. they wouldnt praise this no life e-dating faggot. Jordy will carry vs this fucked up team of DS. BNR 5-4


Thursday @ 7pm
FTW vs FR

The match i wanted to talk about this whole time. In PRO we see FTW undefeated, mainly because Ant coaches Danielle via Skype Mobile. That's right Danielle, you think most people are stupid when infact ur a fucking e-slut wit no life that sits on here to e-date a fat fucking bastard in Ant. Everyone knows you fucking suck @ this game and get coached by Ant everytime. why not just come out and tell everyone the truth instead of being a little bitch. now lets go to FR. last week they won a 5 v 3 match. and i think i have found the reason as to why FR finally won...there was a certain someone who didnt play. That fat two-faced cunt Nish. Petey imma be honest here. YOU ARE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THIS FUCKER ON YOUR TEAM. ALL HE DOES IS FUCKING LOSE CRUCIAL GAMES. Anyways FTW win 5-4 since Ant coaching Danielle on Skype Mobile cant be caught. SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO WIN AT AN ONLINE GAME ROFL. NO LIFE FAT BITCHES.

PRO Week Fucking 4

Season Fucking Round-up

So far DS is atop the Atlantic Conference...WHO FUCKING PREDICTED THAT? NO ONE.  And Freedom are 0-3?????? WOW THEY FUCKING SUCK. Maybe they should just fucking quit?on the other side we got the FTW Aimers 3-0 and the No Show Kings 1-2... and PHP in a playoff spot...CALLED THAT SHIT!!!!

Ok now to the things you guys love to read.

Monday @ 6:30pm (WTF at this stupid ass time)
FTW VS SP

So last week FTW took the cowards way and instead of playing thier match at an hour after it was scheduled they decided hey lets be douches and since this is for money and shit lets just dq them cuz we are a team full of FUCKING HOMO'S. SP on the other hand had the luck banger Lewis on thier side. I dont think isaw a bang miss or leave a bad shot. They are gonna need about10 times the luck they needed vs FR to beat this hot FTW team who doesnt look like losing this season. Unless of Course Ant and Danielle E-fight for longer then a week :) If/When they Break up u can say bye bye to this league.................FTW wins 5-3 over SP. Ant loses first game tho and gets carried by a lesser teammate.


Tuesday @ 7pm
BNR vs SS

Well BNR suck dick....with Jordy losing every week they pretty much will become the runt of the litter. On the Other hand...the Infamous Joe moved from DS to SS and caused the Undefeated SS team to lose for their first time this season...so yea blame Joe....ever since that match ive read a cpl blogs and seen a view pictures. AND IM HERE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. JOE YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON. Nish Obviously went to Petey for the DQ but ur head is too far up your fat asshole that you couldnt/wouldnt listen to reason. Anyways You Got Dq'd Grow Up , take it like a man and move on. In the End i See SS starting to begin their Slump. 5-4 BNR as Jordy finally becomes the carrying extraordinaire that he is known  to be!


Tuesday @ 7pm
PHP vs DS

ON MAN DS! HOW MANY FUCKING DQ WINS DO THEY NEED EVERY WEEK? they got 2 last week which i fucking called!!! Anyway These mother fuckers have more e-daters then all the rest of ypool land combined! I hear rumors that that e-whore Becky is with Ashton otherwise known as sin-e. Well i hate to break it to u Ashton, but u are a FUCKING RETARD. Why the fuck do you want e-pussy when you can go get real pussy? Now we have PHP. These niggas have 2 people on their admin team. First of all ur admin i get that but dont fucking interfere in your own fucking games!!! leave that up to the other no life admins that are there....DS wins 5-3 Luis and Ashton win again as the rest of the team sucks cock and balls....


Wednesday @ 7pm
NE vs FR
So we have a team that is known to no-show vs the extremely unlucky Freedom team who suck balls...They are more stacked then a quadruple cheeseburger from McDonalds. But yet THEY FUCKING SUCK! c-b needs to not fuck around anymore and beat the scrubs he should be beating (like Kerry). And Nish needs to learn to win the pressure games...cuz he fucking blows donkey dick at them....as for the rest of the team...THEY ALL ARE DEADWEIGHT AND PETEY NEED TO OFFLOAD SOME OF THESE FUCKERS SO HE CAN PLAY! Petey is gonna have to play the next 7 weeks if they have any real shot at playoffs.....Not much to talk about with NE. Jon probably had another e-date that he went to as a excuse for not showing...but then again who would want to e-date him? maybe he got an e-slut from DS.....i wont put any money on NE showing but if they do i think Freedom With PETEY PLAYING(HINT HINT) will win 5-3.


IF YOU DONTLIKE MY PREDS WELL THEN STOP FUCKING READING THEM YOU USELESS FUCKING TWATS. OTHERWISE HOPE YOU WERE ENTERTAINED AND C YA NEXT WEEK! PEACE FUCKFACES!