Monday, May 28, 2012

PRO Week 7

So last week i was feeling kind of nice. This week not so much. SO LETS GET BACK TO THE FUCKENING!!!

Monday @ 6pm
SP vs PHP

Both of these lucky ass fucking twats sit 2nd place in their respective conferences. These two fucking teams are lucky fuckers. The Ypool Gods for some reason have decided that these teams will get the most amount of bullshit glitches and fucking lucky ass leaves. BUT NOW THEY PLAY EACH OTHER. These two teams take dq's to a whole nother level. Im sure whoever loses will complain a fuck load and try to get the cheapest DQ possible. because lets face it. thats how these two teams are 2nd. DQ wins are the only reason these fucking imbreds in the playff picture. I hope the table gets nuked and all these fuckers get dq'd for a double DQ match. WOULDN'T THAT BE FUCKING AWESOME?!?!?!?! In the end i will pick PHP to win 5-3.


Monday @ 7pm
FR VS BNR

THESE TWO TEAMS HAVE REALLY FUCKING DISAPPOINTED ME THIS SEASON. Lets start with BNR. BNR you guys need to start playing like you guys are worth a damn. Jordy you might go down as the most overrated ypooler this season. Going from MVP like seasons to being a fucking bum. TIGHTEN UP YOUR GAME BITCHES. Now to FR, oh FR you guys like to talk all this fucking shit and yet you guys fucking blow donkey dick. If your lineup includes both Dan and Ash then you will obviously lose. you cant take the 2 worst ppl on this team and have them play in the same match. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU PETEY? MAYBE ITS TIME FOR THAT FAT BITCH NISH TO FINALLY PLAY AGAIN. IF YOU GUYS DONT WIN. THEN SAY BYE BYE TO ANY PLAYOFF HOPES YOU HAD. TURN THIS SHIT AROUND YOU CANADIAN BITCH! FR will listen to my advice and take this 5-3


Tuesday @ 7pm
DS VS FTW

FTW WITHOUT ANT = EPIC FAIL. or is it really?!?!? I'm looking at these fucking stats and its looks as if the team as a whole has been the fucking reason they were #1 in their conference. THIS IS A TEAM GAME. ONE PERSON WILL NOT MAKE OR BREAK A FUCKING TEAM. I heard last week they got royall fucked. Pita went 2-2 and got 2 fucked up DQ's in order to go 4-0. THESE RULES NEED TO CHANGE! HOPEFULLY PETEY READS THIS SHIT AND DECIDES TO REMOVE THAT WHACKED OUT YIM RULE. FTW are still a strong team to be reckoned with. wth Dante, Daz Stephen and now SI. they will still be as strong as before. Now lets talk about these fags @ DS. This mother fuckers just go out and recruit like crazy. Their team is the definition of stacked. If they dont win PRO this season then they should just quit inters as a whole. FTW win this 5-3! Thats right. Ant isnt the only mother fucker that can win games.


Tuesday @ 7pm
SS vs 8BC

SS how lucky can you bitches be? 3 CHEAP DQS PLUS A TIMER WIN TO BEAT AN FTW TEAM WITHOUT ANT. IS THIS REALLY HOW MUCH LUCK YALL NEED? i am so wishing here that 8bc win. I got nothing bad to say about 8bc other then y let that whiney pussy ass bitch Frank back? all he does is complain and whine and bitch about shit. maybe if he put in that much effort to playing this game he would be somewhat decent.  SS win 5-3.

I AM HOPING THAT ONE OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING GAMES GO 5-3 SO I CAN GET ME SOME FUCKING PREDICTOR POINTS. NOT ONLY AM I GOING FOR BEST READING MATERIAL I AM GOING FOR BEST PREDICTOR OVERALL. BECAUSE FACE IT WHETHER YOU HATE THE WAY I TRASH YOU AND YOUR TEAM OR NOT. I AM PRETTY FUCKING ENTERTAINING. AND GOOD FUCKING NIGHT!

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